What they say and what they mean

Oh.we should totally meet up sometime. Lets plan something.
Why don't you spend your time with your trophy wife/gf and leave us alone? May be send the home video production if you care (and if you understand what I mean) - we bachelors won't mind it. Unlike the upholders of our cultural ..er.. culture, we never took offence when hollywood celebrities uploaded their home video productions and made them available for free.

Your voice is good and you sing in a nice tune.
Probably you need to sing in ultrasonic frequencies. That will kill all those bats in our colony. Then the colony children won't play cricket on the street.

No Sweetheart, go and meet your buddy. I have no problems.
I am already picturising you whispering sweet nothings into his ear. He asks you what you are wearing inside and you say - Nothing. You can choose whichever hotel you want - but please don't go to the hotel we went for our honeymoon. They are still looking for the missing paintings on the wall.

I love my job. It is very exciting and challenging. I am not looking around for a change.
I don't have an option. Period. If I had one, I wouldn't be here licking the dirtier end of your alimentary canal. I would be kicking your donkey instead. But since that is not the case, let me file your tax claim, drop your kid off to school and help your wife with household work. Wait. You haven't seen The Graduate, have you?

Sir I would like to tell you about our investment plans. When are you free sir?
Tell me your name and contact details and I will automatically start this plan for you. Oh and your account details as well. Don't care if you don't want this plan. I need it. My bhookha bhai and beemaar maa need it.
I am busy right now. Can you call me later?
Send me your photo. Then we will talk.