Friday, January 19, 2007

Leemerikss!

Hockey
There was once a hockey player
Who had this incredible flair
To fart in the middle of game
which brought his team to shame
But the masked rivals didn't care!

Bond
A bond he was, James zero zero seven
Many a goons he sent to heaven
He had stylish guns and cars
Helped prevent so many wars
And he also slept with sexy women

Coffee
A very big mug of coffee or tea
Sends sleep away for eternity
But it also has so much caffeine
That it may be difficult to wean
And it also often makes me pee.

1 comment:

Suryansh said...

Doood...since when did u start writing such poems...whr are ur trademark poems hich u made me read !!